#Fifty shades of grey 2015 movie#

The sad Cinderella trope of a movie plot needs to be put out of our misery.

His complete inability to be interested in her in any kind of healthy way isnвЂ™t something that should be endearing, sexy or romancy. It stands to reason that a smoking hot, chemistry-balanced Hollywood couple could have helped make Fifty Shades into a slightly less horrible film dump, but I doubt it. Watching AnaвЂ™s waifish, naГЇve passive-aggression and ChristianвЂ™s stilted Dom-bot, one-dimensional pursuit of a bad D/s relationship made me want to go back in time and apologize profusely to Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez for saying they were the worst on-screen couple in film history. The two main characters have zero chemistry.Д¬ongrats, Fifty Shades the movie! I didnвЂ™t think there could be worse chemistry between leads than the drama-sodden, forced romance in the Star Wars prequels, but the relationship between Jamie DornanвЂ™s Christian Grey and Dakota JohnsonвЂ™s Anastasia Steele made about as much sense as Jar Jar Binks making sweet, kinky love to the fuel tank of the Millennium Falcon. Not that I didnвЂ™t anticipate maximum suckage since the book was also terrible, but I suppose I held out a vestige of hope that maybe the movie version would be less unrealistic, misogynistic, trite, ludicrous and the direct opposite of sexy - and sex-positive.В HereвЂ™s five reasons why.ДҐ.

Shocker of all shockers: the Fifty Shades of Grey movie sucked so hard it left a gaping hole where my soul used to be.

Fifty shades of grey 2015